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Vintage Noir Reptilian Portrait Tee — “You’re Not Supposed to Notice” Graphic T‑Shirt

Vintage Noir Reptilian Portrait Tee — “You’re Not Supposed to Notice” Graphic T‑Shirt

Regular price $19.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $19.99 USD
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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 A crisp, vintage-inspired tee that wears like a conversation starter. The soft, medium-weight cotton has a substantial hand while staying breathable — it settles into everyday routines without fuss. The front art shows a sharp, slightly uncanny gentleman rendered in muted sepia tones, with the phrase “You’re not supposed to notice” woven into the composition. That ironic, noir energy pairs with the shirt’s classic crew neck and relaxed cut, so it slips easily into coffee runs, gallery nights, or slow Sunday mornings when you want something low-key but visually interesting. The visible texture and small flecks in the natural color add a handcrafted feel that complements the retro illustration. It’s a quiet statement piece for people who favor thoughtful design and a touch of dark humor.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) — durable yet breathable (180 g/m²).
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill tape for shape retention and comfort.
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork, delivering crisp, detailed prints.
- OEKO-TEX® certified with tear-away label and 2-year EU warranty — ethically sourced materials.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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