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The front art shows a sharply dressed, slightly sinister gentleman split down the middle with the phrase \"You're not supposed to Notice,\" giving the shirt an offbeat, tongue-in-cheek edge. Lightweight and breathable, it layers easily under jackets or stands alone on warmer days. 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